Wad wiper

a maid/cleaner at any hotel room who ends up cleaning someone's jizz off the bed, wall or any other place it might have been ejaculated.

My main job title is "maid" but I am merely a glorified wad wiper.

by Katherine January 14, 2004

FLEM wad

A fan of the webcomic FLEM, or one who enjoys the cartoons of J. L. Grant - created 1999, origin unknown.

I knew he was a FLEM wad when he showed up at the club dressed like Faith in the Lesbian Ninja storyline.

by Beezus October 30, 2004

swallow a wad

A deragatory phrase similar to "eat a dick" or "fuck off"

Girl - "You're an asshole"
Guy - "Swallow a wad"

by Ryan Q October 11, 2005

Fuck wad

Something or someone that's just a big ol' bunch of nothing but total fuck. Someone who is both an idiot and mean, at the same time. Can be shortened to "fwad".

Jesse always gives all the new employees a really hard time because he knows he can get most of them to quit. He's a real fuck wad (fwad).

by Lisa Dwyer March 26, 2007

tight wad

comes from brian (sexy) and is a phrase...a person who never spends money

"just buy the paper you tight wad!"

by miwanda and ameh November 22, 2004

dick-wad

a person that is really stupid and/or wierd

he is such a dick-wad

by theman102 November 20, 2011

suck wad

A slime ball or creep, someone that is deviant.

Hey! Suck Wad! Don't try that with me!

by chaparita January 11, 2009