mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.
If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!
by kackackackac December 13, 2009
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Bush Wacker

A person who is ferocious and plays aggressively. Often in basketball getting many steals.
Wow, Andrew got 7 steals in three minutes!

*every one chants bush wacker*
by B U S H W A C K E R December 12, 2019
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Patty wacker

A beast on the football field that no one can guard.
by Patty wacker May 11, 2022
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Australian Weed Wacker

When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.
Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.
by Mr.JuicyGuyMan June 06, 2022
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pube weed wacker

When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.
Becky, last night I had a pube weed wacker happen to me and now my crotch hurts!
by Mama lama December 30, 2016
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knick knack paddy wackers

knick knack paddy wackers are people you pass your time away with garbs n foodies n drinks n games.
I went online looking for knick knack paddy wackers
by aromabinger September 14, 2023
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Upper Wacker

The act of ejaculating into the upper tank of a toilet, which gets is namesake from the downtown Chicago thoroughfare Upper Wacker Drive.
Looks like some jagoff pulled an Upper Wacker in the toilet last night.
by Tpaty December 12, 2020
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