Woof Hipping

when a flacid man stands up and violently moves his hips back and forth to make his dick and balls slap his stomach and ass.

My girlfriend caught me woof hipping because it was so loud.

by OhMy77! August 5, 2025

Hoof and Woof

Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.

Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.

by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021

Woofwoofwack

If you have a pet dog (or used to) you will know that woofwoofwack means that your dog has decided to end it's life by getting his body stuck in the spokes of a car wheel. If your dog has made the noise "woofwoofwack" I feel very sorry for you.

Would you like to go play outside fido? Go on then go and play! ( A few minutes later) WOOFWOOFWACK!! My do has just died said bert with a tear in his eye.

by Cattywampus April 28, 2019

woofwoofmf

Woof woof mf, a ferocious battle between purple ice and that ugly asssss pickle chin yuvraj rubber bhandi Ghandi.

Hey are you woofwoofmf friend?

by Sahil-ishfacts April 20, 2019

woofwoofamongus

like the coolest coolest person I've met and my favorite mutual (shhh) cute

omg wait have you heard of woofwoofamongus on tiktok?

yeah but I'm scared because they post mitachurl r34..

by omgonetwothtee June 27, 2021

WoofWoofGam3r

A person who constantly brags about their penis, but in reality, they have a really small one.

God, WoofWoofGam3r is talking again. Tell him to shut up about GTA.

by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper October 27, 2021