this is a peepee that is very very very small, not a micro penis, but rather, a penis no woman wants.
by r-sizzle. January 27, 2017

by Damaged Duck June 4, 2017

(adjective)
For the last 40 years or so, a term that means something small, tiny. Can be used together with the word itsy-bitsy (see for example the song "Itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini").
For the last 40 years or so, a term that means something small, tiny. Can be used together with the word itsy-bitsy (see for example the song "Itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini").
by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004

Jarhead #1: Mike got involuntarily extended for CAX!
Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.
Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.
by towgunner May 18, 2006

when a man consumes a large amount of methamphetamine, then tries to engage in any form of sexuall intercourse, but his weeiner turns into a gummie worm and will not get hard.
girl i was so excited when monndo came over, we layed in my bed and the motha fuka had speed weenie. chump ass commin here wit dat shit uh uhh
by onasicone March 14, 2011

by nothing is here October 28, 2020

the young teenage concert junkie in their prime, often seen with unnatural looking hair, neon clothing, and a bad attitude
by hillwil July 28, 2012
