teeny weenie

this is a peepee that is very very very small, not a micro penis, but rather, a penis no woman wants.
Jenny unzipped the mans pants to find his teeny weenie, she then zipped them back up.
by r-sizzle. January 27, 2017
mugGet the teeny weeniemug.

the green weenie

The giant dick of the united states army. Ramming home into every soldiers asshole.
Man the green weenie fucked me again this weekend.
by Damaged Duck June 4, 2017
mugGet the the green weeniemug.

teeny-weeny

(adjective)
For the last 40 years or so, a term that means something small, tiny. Can be used together with the word itsy-bitsy (see for example the song "Itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini").
Did you see that teeny-weeny skirt on her?
by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004
mugGet the teeny-weenymug.

green weenie

It's what the Marine Corps uses to screw you.

Similar to spinning the Wheel of Misfortune.
Jarhead #1: Mike got involuntarily extended for CAX!

Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.
by towgunner May 18, 2006
mugGet the green weeniemug.

speed weenie

when a man consumes a large amount of methamphetamine, then tries to engage in any form of sexuall intercourse, but his weeiner turns into a gummie worm and will not get hard.
girl i was so excited when monndo came over, we layed in my bed and the motha fuka had speed weenie. chump ass commin here wit dat shit uh uhh
by onasicone March 14, 2011
mugGet the speed weeniemug.

peeny weeny

person1 you have a peeny weeny.
person2 fuck you man.
by nothing is here October 28, 2020
mugGet the peeny weenymug.

scenie weenie

the young teenage concert junkie in their prime, often seen with unnatural looking hair, neon clothing, and a bad attitude
Me: look at that girl I have seen her at everyone of their shows...

Sami: yeah shes a scenie weenie
by hillwil July 28, 2012
mugGet the scenie weeniemug.

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