feasible weasel

The most annoying thing/person on the planet, Does not know when to stop talking, Inappropriate in every situation imaginable.

'That guy is feasible weasel'

by Dubstep Forum User September 25, 2007

Greased weasel

When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole

Tony said "man that shit came out my butt hole like a greased weasel

by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021

anal weasel

The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.

Colin: "Where's Jack?"
Luke: " Jack got an anal weasel"

by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016

Basin Weasel

Poop that lays on the side of the toilet that is not easily drawn down when flushed.

Did you see that basin weasel in there? I tried peeing on it and flushing it and it’s still there.

by Hamdog420 August 25, 2021

Weasel Slapper

A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.

Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Weasel Tamer

One who is good at getting their ways with men, especiall in sexual matters but not always.

Damn, cara is being such a weasel tamer today. she has bob, jim, and dave wrapped around her finger.

cait is now the official weasel tamer, seeing as how she just broke up with her boyfriend

by Hanban March 13, 2005

Flesh Weasel

Male womb cannon or penis

I was sitting at the titty bar and I pulled out my flesh weasel.

by kMaN December 16, 2012