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vegetable buddies

When a woman uses a vegetable to pleasure herself.
Stacy and that cucumber are going to be vegetable buddies.
by Tdub57 January 16, 2019
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Vegetable

Really, it doesnt take miracles or Jesus to get up and walk again, it's as simple for most people as (fear of) not wanting to be a vegetable for the rest of your life. It's not a matter of being a fighter or miracles, it's a matter of what you wont get to do if you dont get up and walk again.
Not wanting to be a vegetable will keep most people going to physical therapy and all the other stuff, most people will try things they wouldn't usually try when being a vegetable is the other thing you could do. In that sense, no Jesus, black, white, or olive skinned dark haired Jew can be your miracle, you'd have to be your own miracle in that sense, and crawl and take your baby steps all over again until your body remembers how to walk again if you have to. Then do the physical therapy. What would make a cop shoot somebody in the back 7 times, it's almost to the point they seem to try and outdo what they did to trigger the last unrest by lowering the bar a little more to limbo under it. The last one died without suffering more than 10 minutes, they want this one to suffer a little longer. One has no life, and now this one has no legs.
by Solid Mantis August 25, 2020
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Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.
Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!
by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020
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vegetable biker

A term used for mounting and riding a mong.
He's a right vegetable biker he is.
by crispie May 28, 2012
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Vegetable Pussy Singer

A singer who always sucks in live concert (without vocal edition).
Kris Wu is vegetable pussy singer but he believes he represent the future of Chinese Hip-Hop.
by Dickhead Wu July 31, 2018
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Vegetables

They are Satan’s spawn, they are so bad I want to throw up. I buy them so that they can rot and go brown.
Use vegetables
by Iguggiuiug November 24, 2020
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You vegetable

It means you do nothing at all apart from eat and game it also mean you have no life at all
by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021
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