Vegan

A person who doesn't eat steak

Casie is a vegan

by Moneysquad June 14, 2018

Vegan

Someone who opposes any form of cruelty towards sentient beings for ethical reasons. Vegans are known to advocate animal rights.

Man 1: Hey man, want to come by my place later to slaughter and eat a cow?
Man 2: No thanks, I'm a vegan.
Man 1: Ok

by VeganBastard October 7, 2016

Vegan

(n) a word that pussies use to describe themselves

*completely out of context*: “just letting you guys know that I’m vegan.”
“Ah shit, come on guys, let’s get away from this queer.”

by ManicVengeance November 6, 2018

Vegan

A code word for a closeted gay man. True vegans tell everyone they dont eat meat (aka penis) or animal products (like sperm) to throw suspicion off them.

Teddy is such a vegan.

by ClaireCareyBob69 February 15, 2017

Vegan

A vegan is another way of calling someone gay

Hey bro you wanna get some steak?
Sorry man im a vegan
Oh I didnt know you were gay.

by TheQuantumWorld January 16, 2020

Vegan

A code word for a closeted gay man. True vegans tell everyone they dont eat meat (aka penis) or animal products (like sperm) to throw suspicion off them.

Teddy is such a vegan.

by ClaireCareyBob69 February 15, 2017

Vegan

A person who only eats plants.

Carl: I only eat plants so animals dont suffer

Leo: well, we omnivores eat meat that's mostly from animals that eat only plants and fruit

Carl: Thats offensive to vegans like us

Leo: from my reason we'll have to eat you

*Gets a fork and knife*

Carl: AHHHHHHH

Leo: Nom

by Anonymous Be yeet April 14, 2019