Vegan

1: The only person in the world that cares about cute, fluffy animals.

2: The most pretentious, self-righteous, unbearable asswipe in your friend group. You should probably stop being friends.

1: I'm a vegan you filthy puppy-kicking meat eater!

2: Yeah sorry Sarah, just because you're a vegan doesn't mean you have to shove kale down my throat.

by BaileyFeckinQuinn February 10, 2018

Vegan

A code word for a closeted gay man. True vegans tell everyone they dont eat meat (aka penis) or animal products (like sperm) to throw suspicion off them.

Teddy is such a vegan.

by ClaireCareyBob69 February 15, 2017

Vegan

(n) a word that pussies use to describe themselves

*completely out of context*: “just letting you guys know that I’m vegan.”
“Ah shit, come on guys, let’s get away from this queer.”

by ManicVengeance November 6, 2018

Vegan

Someone who opposes any form of cruelty towards sentient beings for ethical reasons. Vegans are known to advocate animal rights.

Man 1: Hey man, want to come by my place later to slaughter and eat a cow?
Man 2: No thanks, I'm a vegan.
Man 1: Ok

by VeganBastard October 7, 2016

Vegan

A vegan is another way of calling someone gay

Hey bro you wanna get some steak?
Sorry man im a vegan
Oh I didnt know you were gay.

by TheQuantumWorld January 16, 2020

Vegan

A code word for a closeted gay man. True vegans tell everyone they dont eat meat (aka penis) or animal products (like sperm) to throw suspicion off them.

Teddy is such a vegan.

by ClaireCareyBob69 February 15, 2017

Vegan

A person who only eats plants.

Carl: I only eat plants so animals dont suffer

Leo: well, we omnivores eat meat that's mostly from animals that eat only plants and fruit

Carl: Thats offensive to vegans like us

Leo: from my reason we'll have to eat you

*Gets a fork and knife*

Carl: AHHHHHHH

Leo: Nom

by Anonymous Be yeet April 14, 2019