vertical bacon

aka a womans private area, also known as gash...

bro, tell your mum to wear pants in future, goddamit i could see her vertical bacon

by G-Pac July 1, 2005

Verticals

The act of taking a handle, specifically of McCormicks, Apple flavor, and tilting it until it is perfectly 180 degrees "vertical" and drinking as long as you can.

"We're going back to his place to take a couple casual verticals."

"Good Morning, I'm so plyat, want a vertical?"

"Hey, he looks pretty gone/blacked out/hamsuaced, wanna vertical?"

Hey wanna go take a few verticals in the gazebo?

Hey wanna shot? no.. I'll take a fucking vertical!!!!

My summer is going to consist of verticals and vertricals..

by Kyle and Anne= Same person May 30, 2011

Vert

A generic term for any sort of sexual deviant- The same as pervert.

"Lock up your (Cabotages) that man is a vert."

"All this hanging around outside the school, i feel like a vert.

by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006

Vertical Taco

A females vagina or vaginal opening.
See cunt,pussy,lady lips and lettuce.

Derived from a mexican taco, which has meat inside it and "hot sauce". Mexicans usually eat tacos...

Man that gal spread her legs and said, "baby, my vertical taco is getting cold, eat it quickly- lick all the sauce and add after that add the mayonnaise!.....uh uh yeah oh damn uh uh huuuhhh hhuuuuuh euhhh", and so on.

by Piraveen June 3, 2004

Vertical Monster Mash

This word was created in an episode of Futurama.

This word means two monsters, aliens, etc. having sex with each other while standing up.

"I Guarantee That By The End Of This Night You'll Be Doing The Vertical Monster Mash"

by Soldier 91 January 24, 2005

Vertical Swamp Ass

An overtly extreme case of sweating that results in or produces a vertical line of sweat over the crack of one's ass, typically caused by vigorous exertion. Could also be known as "water on the rear"

At the gym I saw a girl come out of the cardio kick boxing class and she had a severe case of vertical swamp ass. Gross.

by star9shine February 6, 2008

trayvon vert

someone who simply does not have a common disease called “the big gay”

trayvon vert doesn’t have the big gay unlike your mom

by grant dickerson February 5, 2018