Vegan ism, is the practice in which you reject the horrors of the slaughterhouse, and the unjust/vile conditions of the factory farms, chicken coops...ext.
this is also known as living cruelty free.
Many vegans find themselves "slipping", or unintentionally ingesting animal products every once in awhile. This is due to them trusting the wrong people, not reading food labels, or not doing proper research.
Veganism isn't just based on diet. Veganism covers your diet, your clothing, your jewlery, your shoes, and your hygene items...and your own mind.
This is an extremely controversial topic, since there is such a widespread range of morals, and possible mindsets.
many people may construe what cruelty free living consists of.
this is also known as living cruelty free.
Many vegans find themselves "slipping", or unintentionally ingesting animal products every once in awhile. This is due to them trusting the wrong people, not reading food labels, or not doing proper research.
Veganism isn't just based on diet. Veganism covers your diet, your clothing, your jewlery, your shoes, and your hygene items...and your own mind.
This is an extremely controversial topic, since there is such a widespread range of morals, and possible mindsets.
many people may construe what cruelty free living consists of.
friend)-"hey man, why don't you buy me those horn plugs?"
vegan)-"nah dude, those are fucking horns, that's super sketchy!"
fret dude)-"hey want some fucking milk, faggot?"
vegan)-"I'm going to fucking kill you, I practice veganism because I love the animal kingdom...
Listen to the band chokehold, you fucking dick."
"I was with my boyfriend the other night, and I must say, vegans have way better tasting cum. I love veganism"
"I was at the zoo, and I must admit, the way they treat those animals is gross, I wish everyone lived cruelty free."
"Being someone who practices veganism, I oppose circuses, puppy mills, aquariums, deforestation from loggers, slaughtering, speciesism/racism/sexism, and the human race immensely."
"removed from the cruelty, I'm afraid I'll be living in exile for the rest of my days."
vegan)-"nah dude, those are fucking horns, that's super sketchy!"
fret dude)-"hey want some fucking milk, faggot?"
vegan)-"I'm going to fucking kill you, I practice veganism because I love the animal kingdom...
Listen to the band chokehold, you fucking dick."
"I was with my boyfriend the other night, and I must say, vegans have way better tasting cum. I love veganism"
"I was at the zoo, and I must admit, the way they treat those animals is gross, I wish everyone lived cruelty free."
"Being someone who practices veganism, I oppose circuses, puppy mills, aquariums, deforestation from loggers, slaughtering, speciesism/racism/sexism, and the human race immensely."
"removed from the cruelty, I'm afraid I'll be living in exile for the rest of my days."
by snaggletoothnigga November 26, 2009
A self-righteous cunt who believes that their ideology is the only ideology and anyone that defies them or disagrees with them is wrong, they have zero compromise and promote violence against non vegans...
A very intolerant cult reminiscent of Nazis and Fascists
A very intolerant cult reminiscent of Nazis and Fascists
by The Tasty Turd Sandwich July 27, 2017
a person ethically and philosophically superior to non vegans that never consumes products derived from or tested on animals
vagan: what did you have for lunch to day chubby?
non vegan slob: oh just a double cheese burger and fries dripping with animal fat
vegan: why dont you just load up all that fat in a syringe and inject it directly to your heart you fuckin tub of lard!
non vegan slob: oh just a double cheese burger and fries dripping with animal fat
vegan: why dont you just load up all that fat in a syringe and inject it directly to your heart you fuckin tub of lard!
by xsLaSh3Rx September 10, 2005
people who not only live longer, but are annoying af because they're always talkking about how "You need to stop killing animals" When they are literally slaughtering potatoes and fruits like ey
Josie: I'm vegan
Brian: Nobody gives a shit
Josie: It's better for the world
Brian: McDonalds is better for the world
Brian: Nobody gives a shit
Josie: It's better for the world
Brian: McDonalds is better for the world
by DatBoiKremit March 05, 2019
Relating to a diet consistenting of anything made out of grass, leaves, twigs, dirt, or in some cases, moderately to highly decomposed compost.
Wow, I love this vegan meal of salted milkweed leaves with a side of African Savannah soil broiled in moderately decomposed dog shit oil.
I got this deliciously hideous dish from Cafe Gratitude.
I got this deliciously hideous dish from Cafe Gratitude.
by CHRIS ROETHLISBERGER April 11, 2016
A term used to describe someone that is being oversensitive and/or pedantic. Named after vegans, who are usually quite overprotective when people have a valid opinion on their lifestyle, and are just plain hipsters- with an extra dose of cuntyness.
Dave- Hey Courtney, wanna go out for a drink with me sometime?
Courtney- NO! I'm too busy! I can't believe you'd ask me something like that, asshole!
Dave- Jesus... No need to be so fucking Vegan about it Courtney...
Katie- Hey Josh! do you want me to grab you some McDonalds on the way home from work?
Josh- Erm no. I'm having a wheatgrass wrap for dinner, thanks! I don't need your shitty junk food!
Katie- Josh, why are you being such a fucking hipster all of a sudden?
Josh- STFU Katie. Its a lifestyle... Of course I'm not a hipster! Asshole!
*hangs up*
Katie- ARRGH! Why does Josh have to be so vegan sometimes?!
Courtney- NO! I'm too busy! I can't believe you'd ask me something like that, asshole!
Dave- Jesus... No need to be so fucking Vegan about it Courtney...
Katie- Hey Josh! do you want me to grab you some McDonalds on the way home from work?
Josh- Erm no. I'm having a wheatgrass wrap for dinner, thanks! I don't need your shitty junk food!
Katie- Josh, why are you being such a fucking hipster all of a sudden?
Josh- STFU Katie. Its a lifestyle... Of course I'm not a hipster! Asshole!
*hangs up*
Katie- ARRGH! Why does Josh have to be so vegan sometimes?!
by XxX_5crub_Fukr_69_XxX October 05, 2015