Crack vacuum

Crack vacuum is the definition of being a idiot or stupid

J hope your being a crack vacuum

by Hope_world•w• January 29, 2020

Cooter vacuum

A douche.

Your a fucking cooter vacuum, bitch cakes.

by SatanicCuntCleaner September 20, 2016

Mouth Vacuum

A succubus who will suck your soul through your zipper and then make you pay the restaurant bill.

“That’s Becky, she is a straight mouth vacuum”

“She has a mouth vacuum on her that would make Dyson blush”

by Bumbaclot Jimmy August 19, 2023

vacuum mouth

The act of streaching out your mouth to quikly inhale cookies (chocolate chip) and is streached atleast 6 inches longer than your normal mouth length. This technic is often used by fat people who want to eat a whole plat of cookies in under 5 seconds depending on the size of the jar, plat, bowl, etc. containing the cookies.

Did you see that guy vacuum mouth that entire plat of chocolate chip cookies?

by Bing Ordanate February 20, 2011

Vacuum Shitter

1.The shittiest vacuum cleaner of them all.
2. A pretty shitty vacuum cleaner.

Jobe: " Dude you have a shitty Vacuum cleaner."
Old Gregg: "Yep, it sure is a Vacuum Shitter."

by Jeffersone Clasperfish July 25, 2010

Anai vacuum

Where you put your mouth on someones asshole and start sucking until you eventually suck a fart out of their ass.

When having sex some people anai vacuum. But they think it tastes good.

by --not telling. December 27, 2007

dick vacuum

one who is an expert at sucking dick

That girl sucked my dick like a vacuum hose! SHE'S A DICK VACUUM!

by JiGGa JaMeS October 21, 2005