Toyam Vacuum

Masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your sex organ to ejaculation.
When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!
by BV69BV September 06, 2017
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shower the vacuum

when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse
sally: “i dont get you”
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on
by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021
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Cum Vacuum

Where you cum into your belly button and have someone suck it out.
by Chaese Baker April 14, 2016
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Vacuum Shitter

1.The shittiest vacuum cleaner of them all.
2. A pretty shitty vacuum cleaner.
Jobe: " Dude you have a shitty Vacuum cleaner."
Old Gregg: "Yep, it sure is a Vacuum Shitter."
by Jeffersone Clasperfish July 25, 2010
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vacuum mouth

The act of streaching out your mouth to quikly inhale cookies (chocolate chip) and is streached atleast 6 inches longer than your normal mouth length. This technic is often used by fat people who want to eat a whole plat of cookies in under 5 seconds depending on the size of the jar, plat, bowl, etc. containing the cookies.
Did you see that guy vacuum mouth that entire plat of chocolate chip cookies?
by Bing Ordanate January 31, 2011
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Anai vacuum


Where you put your mouth on someones asshole and start sucking until you eventually suck a fart out of their ass.
When having sex some people anai vacuum. But they think it tastes good.
by --not telling. November 28, 2007
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dick vacuum

That girl sucked my dick like a vacuum hose! SHE'S A DICK VACUUM!
by JiGGa JaMeS October 19, 2005
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