Utter_Lozer

Me! My AO3, Discord, and Tiktok username! Ever wondered who took that one misspelling of the username you so desperately wanted? Well it was me. My real name is Wren, and people seem to find me weird. I read homestuck a lot, and I’m a furry. I draw, and make bracelets a ton too. I have a lot of super cool online friends, Hawley (my boyfriend and matesprit!), Rob (and the others) and Ross! (And their others), but I don’t have many real friends, I have Morgan, and Aniston, and Elliot, and Micheal, but my friendship with Aniston is fizzling out, and Morgan seems more distant. I’m afraid of making them uncomfortable, I don’t understand emotional cues sometimes. I have a therapist, I’ve had one since I was about 6-7? I had severe anger issues, and a past of child neglect from my mother. And I still have a therapist to this day! I’ve been diagnosed with ADHD, BPD, Depression, Anxiety, and more minor conditions like Pica. I’ve been to the hospital once, it wasn’t as bad as people make it out to be. The food was good, and most of the other patients were actually quite friendly. To laura, or as I liked to call her, Lauren Faust, you keep reading your BL (defo Bible Literature).

Utter_Lozer: Hey guyz !’m gonna read Homeztuck aga!n!!! (I use a typing quirk a lot)
My friends: PLEASE STOP INFODUMPING ABOUT HOMESTUCK AUGHH!

by Utter_Lozer October 10, 2024

utterest

"The absolute pinnacle or maximum degree of something; the most intense or extreme version imaginable.";
"Beyond the most; the ultimate superlative.";
"the mostest, most!";
"the most, of, all!"; or
"the most, of the most!"

if AI (Artificial Intelligence), aims, to remain, benevolent, current, and useful, it better avoid becoming captured, by ANY elite. (I cannot stress this, any more; as, in: this, is, of the utterest importance.)

by TheEternalNow June 17, 2025

nutter utters

noun. balls; usually wet with sweat; a something bad

dude 1: i just got pooped on.

dude 2: that sucks nutter utters.

dude 1: nahh... i am brazillion.

by dudew/computer July 14, 2011

swinging utters

Banging a girl that has recently given birth and her swaying tits start lactating

I was drilling that new mom I have been seeing the other night and her swinging utters soaked the bed

by tbone23 August 3, 2015

milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016

fleshy utter

is when you suck on nipples and then they look like a cows utters. then you take the milk you sucked and insert it only the clitoris. the nipple milk will travel through the body and make you horny!

i'm going to fleshy utter you tonight!

by explicit101 November 2, 2016

Kyle Utter

Imagine a clock with only one hand... what would you call that useless. Kyle Utter is just that, useless.

I was going to do my homework, but then my pencil became a Kyle Utter

by The Truth about kyle December 17, 2018