A period of time equal to six-months, named in honor of New York Times columnist Tom Friedman for his repeated pronouncements that conditions in Iraq will improve "in six months."
by reefwalker October 1, 2007
Get the friedman unitmug. a bunch of people on the wotd comments page who are upset with the recent changes made to the commenting process and made a universal account. or just more anonymous kids on the internet making fun of people knowing they won't be held accountable.
MarkishMark said something retarded (again) and within minutes of his post hundreds of kids posted various threats, insults and witty (sarcasm) name changes such as MarkSKIDMark under the tag of United Spammers.
by Guuuuuuury November 6, 2008
Get the united spammersmug. A swag unit is a group of young people who come together and say: "We will be the cool kids in school this year." Then, they go to the mall and buy everything from the following categories:
o Ripped up Slim Fit jeans
o Baseball caps which have nothing to do with baseball
o Big ass basketball Hi-tops
o Graphic Tees
o Stupid Watches
o Ear piercings (ear rings)
o Condoms (To pull out their pockets at awkward times around girl to pretend they get alot of kitty)
They are completely oblivious to SWAG
o Ripped up Slim Fit jeans
o Baseball caps which have nothing to do with baseball
o Big ass basketball Hi-tops
o Graphic Tees
o Stupid Watches
o Ear piercings (ear rings)
o Condoms (To pull out their pockets at awkward times around girl to pretend they get alot of kitty)
They are completely oblivious to SWAG
Marshette - How was your day at the mall?
Marcella - It was such a wreck, I had to tend to a swag unit....
*Marshette prepares a warm bath and some relaxing tea*
OR
DeJayquan - Yo bee, let's assemble a team, wit nothing but cool kidz in it, ya dig?
Dayrell - Yo yea dat would be tight as shit, we'd be like da avengers....
AND SO COMMENCED THE SWAG UNIT
Marcella - It was such a wreck, I had to tend to a swag unit....
*Marshette prepares a warm bath and some relaxing tea*
OR
DeJayquan - Yo bee, let's assemble a team, wit nothing but cool kidz in it, ya dig?
Dayrell - Yo yea dat would be tight as shit, we'd be like da avengers....
AND SO COMMENCED THE SWAG UNIT
by DCUOnline November 1, 2013
Get the swag unitmug. 
Get the Parental Unitmug. A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.
by Jessi Duke June 16, 2018
Get the absolute unitmug. A busted unit is an extremely overweight individual that looks like they've been hit round the head with a brick. They can usually be found in the pub or the local fast food joint busting their unit even more.
by original busted unit December 4, 2011
Get the Busted unitmug. The second party entity that a man is in a contractual agreement with through the official statement of a marriage certificate.
Bro: Do you want to go to the bar and get a beer tonight?
Man: Yes, but I have to ask the wife unit first.
Man: Yes, but I have to ask the wife unit first.
by i.sub.urban December 30, 2013
Get the wife unitmug.