twig you down

fuckin a hoe in the ass n shi

may i twig you down on some highkey ish?

by dogjacker February 18, 2024

ryan twig

this kid. how do we explain. he shits leaves and falls off trees. his mom is like a billion years old. he drinks dirt water. he has recently recovered from a broke pinky, and can now play basketball. however, he looks like mario when he shoots. he wishes he could be like kelvin when he shoots, a pure sharp, but nope. also, he dated a girl named brianna. she a thot bitch hoe. also he killed XXX.

person 1: ew what’s that walking twig

person 2: are you blind that’s ryan twig

person 1: my bad

by ryanvano43 February 20, 2019

Whittling your twig

masturbating.

You've been whittling your twig!

by tengowood August 19, 2009

twig swinger

A racial term for am African - American.

Obi, your a fuckin twig swinger.
Keep pickin that cotton you fuckin twig swinger !

by aedwards521 August 02, 2017

fuck twig

A penis that is very thin, and often times also slightly bent, thus resembling a twig.

Cynthia: "I love Brian, and his little fuck twig."
Jennifer: " Ah, bless him."

by Monkey Bobby February 27, 2016

twig-packer

one who manages to pack every varient of marijuana's twigs and stems inro any voriety of any said "bowl". Said packer should gloriously be celebrated for realizing the surprisingly high value of the simple fodder and sulken frenzies of fresh grain and its abilities to release the value of potential grain. Twig-packers are the efficieny makers of buying grass clippings (if you know what I mean ;) ). Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself."

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself, twig-packer..."

by TBMoer July 08, 2010

twig !#8989

the most amazing person on this planet and deserves to be loved very much since they are the best

“twig !#8989 is so amazing, Ozzie loves him so much!!”

by Ozzie !#4592 July 23, 2021