Twig bitches

Girls who think their better then everyone when they really are just huge sluts. They think everyone loves them but in reality everyone hates them and wants to kill them because their so mean to people and bring people down. They travel in their little bitchy cliques and make fun of people who aren't them. All they do is cause drama! They think their so cool but they are dumb and fake as fuck.

Person 1: OMG those girls are so rude to everybody!

Person 2: Yes I wish I could punch those twig bitches and give them what they deserve!

by Huntzy19 October 26, 2015

Whittling your twig

masturbating.

You've been whittling your twig!

by tengowood August 19, 2009

snap a twig

To smoke a cigarette.

Hey man, you want to go snap a twig?

by dennykins August 24, 2017

twig nob

A defamatory word to express discomfort towards a person/situation.

"Your friend was being weird today"
"Ya, he was acting like a twig nob"

by Twiggy's May 31, 2024

Twig Piggler

Someone who is skinny but eats like a pig.

Jon is a twig piggler, he eats all day long and is still as skinny as a pole.

by Wins February 13, 2012

Kicking the twigs

A person who is wasting their time with insignificant little things, not lazy but avoiding the serious things.

Jim, stop kicking the twigs and focus on the real at hand.

by Neur0c1d3 August 19, 2023

twig-packer

one who manages to pack every varient of marijuana's twigs and stems inro any voriety of any said "bowl". Said packer should gloriously be celebrated for realizing the surprisingly high value of the simple fodder and sulken frenzies of fresh grain and its abilities to release the value of potential grain. Twig-packers are the efficieny makers of buying grass clippings (if you know what I mean ;) ). Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself."

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself, twig-packer..."

by TBMoer July 08, 2010