Tweet Mullet

A post on Twitter (a Tweet) that is business in the first 70 chars, party in the second.

This is an example Tweet Mullet: I'd like you to make a powerpoint presentation with pie charts about how we're going to drink ourselves silly and party all night long.

by thedeedub September 25, 2010

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Face-Tweet

The act of "tweeting" by using your facebook wall instead of a Twitter account.

If you want to know what she is up to, just look at her wall on Facebook. She is a Face-Tweeter.

by MTS 2010 July 27, 2010

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Tweet Grenade

To send excessive tweets doing more harm then good.

Example of a Tweet Grenade:

@company is giving away a free kitten, retweet for your chance to win! #company

by Kennedy's Garage August 10, 2010

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tweet dump

The act of taking a poop while updating your Twitter status

I'll be there in a minute mom, I just have to take a tweet dump

by Mr. Twitterpoop June 6, 2011

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tweeting jesus

to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.

are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.

have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.

hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.

i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.

by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014

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moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013

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