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TWAT

Jim :“Oi your a twat”
Garry: “I’m not a furry I am a nonce though
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TWAT

lick my twat now bitch
by bitch January 6, 2007
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twatting

Also can be used in place of fucking, arsing...
I've got a twatting exam today dammit!
by Natalie Windsor March 14, 2004
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Twatted

The past tense of "tweeting" on Twitter.


Meridith Vieira: "Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?"

Stephen Colbert: "I have twatted."

Meridith Vieira: "Actually, so have I."
twatted
by Frothboy March 20, 2009
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twat

a) a fanny, or vagina, in British English

b) American English, an offensive term 4 a non pragmatic, non rational male who use his phallic organ to think things through instead of using his thinking cap
if you are a male twat, definition b), you have a problem, and a serious one
by Sexydimma May 9, 2015
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twatted

Stephen Colbert "accidentally" used this reference in response to the Today Show question "Do you tweet or twitter?" Maybe he was trying to be cute in saying he has used twitter, but literally it means he has "fucked pussy".
"I have twatted."
by TotalRecall March 20, 2009
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twatted

Something you don't say to two builders at Leeds City Station who have left their hard hats on the roof of their van.
saying "look at those two hats over there" may result in you getting twatted
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