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Tulaib

That one person that ate one of their chromosomes in the womb and has accended autism to a new level. Symptoms include using bad jokes/using old jokes over and over again, annoying people without doing enough to deserve to be hit, argues illogically, often needs assistance to achieve anything, and must have such a short memory span that even goldfish are offended.
"He is such a tulaib"
by d1cksuck3r69 January 24, 2019
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tulpa

"I whip out my dick and put it in her vagoo for my Applejack tulpa!"
by Jacal July 22, 2012
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Tula

A lesbian who fucks girls and probably has a penis
Tula likes girls.
by jahdbshjcbf August 12, 2021
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tulpamancy

Western idealization of a group of “tulpas” or less commonly referred to as “nirmitas” from Tibetan and Indian Buddhism, closed religious practices. This Tumblr-coined term is used to refer to endogenic “systems” believing they coexist with “tulpas” or “nirmitas”.

This term is commonly used with “parogenic”, an umbrella term for “systems” that “were created willingly”.
Person 1: “Do you believe in Tulpamancy?”
Person 2: “No, it’s cultural appropriation.”
by tavesanity February 6, 2022
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Tulane

School for kids who possibly for the first time in their lives didn't get what they were meant to want.
Overpriced, but considering the target group and the element of luxury consumption, shrewdly so. Snowflake's going to love it, and forget about not getting into Harvard or Duke, so it's all good and the money's well spent.
Tulane was a better fit.
by So? July 7, 2008
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tulane

An over-rated, over-priced, and mainly Jewish-influenced university. At this campus you'll see many a JAP, spoiled New England kids, prep, and party-seeking kids. Honestly, Tulane is very good only in a few areas, probably such as Medicine and Law, and the rest are mainly mediocre. Lots of party-goers though. Some of their frat parties are totally nuts, with a huge number of people overflowing out of a frat house, and it makes you wonder if some of these people ever crack a book.

After Katrina, Tulane decided to phase out their whole engineering department except for the degrees of: Biomedical Engineering, Chemical Engineering, Engineering(Undecided), and Engineering Physics. This isn't too surprising considering that these departments were not Tulane's strong suits anyway. But the reasoning for ditching those departments: financial reasons. Yeah, right, after you take at least 30K from each person you don't have enough to keep the Engineering school going. Gimme a break.
Dude 1: "Man, I'm undecided about which school I should go to. I was accepted to Rice, UCLA, and Tulane. I'm leaning towards Tulane right now because I'm thinking it's a fun place."

Dude 2: "Dude, you want to spend that much money for an overrated school when you got accepted to Rice and UCLA? College isn't mainly about partying anyway, is it? And what's your major going to be anyway?"

Dude 1: "Mechanical Engineering."

Dude 2: "Well, in that case, you should know that Tulane cancelled that whole department after Katrina."

Dude 1: " Dang, OK, I'm thinking SoCal sounds better."
by Adel7 September 23, 2007
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Josh tusa

A physically Devine human with alpha traits, even being compared to such a perfect specimen is deemed offensive to the original josh tusa.
“Wow almost as great as josh tusa, but no nothing is as great”
by Moussa sissoko December 6, 2020
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