Noob Tuber

A person who may use the one man army perk to get easy kills with the m303 nade launch in call of duty
They also use danger close just to get some easier kills

Team A : dude that noob tuber is raping us what do we do?
Team B: lolololololol nubs
Team A: dont worry we got a noob tuber on our team
Team B noob tuber: wtf quit tubin me bro ;(

by Crayonss July 8, 2010

turfer

A conspiracy theorist who believes that the recent town hall meetings and Tea Party protests from conservatives and libertarians are part of a grand scheme of the Republican Party to defame President Obama and health care reform.

Look at Nancy Pelosi bitching on TV with her tin foil hat about the Tea Parties; what a turfer!

by SonOfLiberty76 September 1, 2009

tuner car

noun, an economy car bought off craigslist by a financially misguided young man that is "tuned" to achieve slightly greater straight line acceleration and maximum potential lateral acceleration. notable features 1. are exhaust modifications that are loud yet particulary "untuned," as in creating various unpleasant low frequencies in steady, droning disharmony 2. disproportiately large rims bearing "low profile" tires 3. the hood of vehicle is often a different color than that of the other body panels 4. ride height of vehicle often altered. watch for scraping upon exit of hamburger drive-in.

Primary reason for good used honda civics being priced astronomically high, tuner cars have become an icon for the continued irresponsibility, entitlement, and egomaniacal behavior on the public road system of the US today. They have replaced muscle cars as a locus of blame in the grand scheme of percieved danger on the highway. While tuner cars, as inanimate object are obviously not at fault, they do symbolize effectively the continuation of the american inability to reconcile the conflict of ego versus landscape where the young man choses an ideal of control in response to deep seated emotional ignorance. see also motorcycle in regards to this part of def

Nice tuner car, dude. That's a real constructive use of both your time and precious metal alloys. Can't wait to see you out there on the road exceeding the social agreement of speed limitation! You will certainly beat a "stock" Honda Civic to the next red light in your tuner car. And that joker won't know what to do when he catches up and you both stare at each other, at the same red light, in the same reliable, sensible, safe, cute-as-a button compact japanese automobile.

by motorcycle god January 31, 2009

tubercular death flu

Any illness which displays the conditions of both a sinus infection and the flu, but stops short of nausea. May involve fever and retardation of brain function. Usually lasts 1-7 days, with the first two being the worst.

The best possible treatment is Zpak or the CyQuil, referenced below.

Anyone who survives should be commended.

Friend: OMG, what happened to you this weekend? I texted you and called you, but you didn't answer. And you look like you've lost some weight.

Me: I had the Tubercular Death Flu that's been going around and couldn't get out of bed. My friend had to come over with Theraflu and Quils.

by Dr. Doctor Doctor August 28, 2006

Tubers

taking big fat bong rips... not just the little panzee bongs.... the 3 foot TUBES

"who wants to take some tubers?"

by Digg April 24, 2006

You Tuber

One who wastes time watching You Tube videos (particularly when they should be working.) Computer variant of couch potato.

"They gave that you tuber a raise!? Every time I pass his desk he's watching videos."

by namowal March 1, 2009

Import Tuner

A small/small medium car of the compact/compact sedan/compact sports breed, i.e. foreign makes such as but not limited to Honda, Toyota, Mistubishi vehicles, that have been modified with various after-market parts in an attempt to make them better, faster, and more appealing to other owners of cars of the same type and style. Another trait associated with Import Tuners is the link between them, their owners and various forms of street racing, as is accurately portrayed in all of the Fast and the Furious movies and the game, Need for Speed Underground. The "usual" age 18-30 drivers of these cars usually are looking to prove themselves on the street and are most commonly:
1. Young Asian men of the wankster variety.
2. Young White men, commonly of the wigger or wasian varieties.
3. Young Black men with "whips" who act like/are posers/pimps/gangsters.

Possibly the most defining marks of an Import Tuner would be any or all of the following:

1.ABOVE ALL, a large, fat After-Market Exhaust Pipe that produces a loud, deep sound upon sudden acceleration, this action done at times when a fair amount of traffic is present to produce the desired ego high.

2.After-Market Taillights/Headlights, usually of the newest LED varieties.

3.Custom Decals/Paintjobs done to make the car look fearsome/more powerful than others in a street race.

4.Large Chrome Rims and tires to fit, sometimes too large for the vehicle but added anyway.

5.Under-Car Neon/LED Lighting systems, such as StreetGlow.

6.Any other various and seemingly out-of-place performance/aesthetic parts such as hood scoops, roof scoops, spoilers, carbon-fiber hoods/doors/panels, colored brake boots, chrome-parts etc.

Jim: All these little import tuners almost hit me last night going a million miles an hour down the highway!!!

Tom: Posers.

by Prophecy2012 September 29, 2008