Telly Tubbies

Large, lumbering beasts that walk around endless plains, feasting on human souls. They are also quite gay, and have lamps on their head.

Jerremy: EVERYBODY RUN! THE telly tubbies ARE COMING FOR OUR SOULS! DONT LET THE LAMP REFLECTIONS SEE YOU!

by TheTrue209 February 25, 2023

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Fruit tubes

A dick wrapped in fruit roll ups for a handy, then cream filled and sealed.

He made several fruit tubes and gave it to her friends for a snack.

by Spaceace_357 April 18, 2024

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Philippian tubes

Where Greek babies came from "way back when".

If your little one asks you "The Question", you can semi-clearly utter, "Philippian tubes" and show him/her a map of the northern-Aegean-Sea area. That way, you are giving an essentially-truthful answer, while still "keeping the conversation G-rated" --- i.e., without divulging any actual "adult-themed" info. Plus said youngster will likely become either bored or "info-overloaded" while staring at the map, and thus will forget about his/her original question.

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

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