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vagina trout

A man who, time and again, pulls his penis out of a woman's vagina before orgasm because he doesn't have the longevity to properly finish the job.
That little vagina trout hasn't ever stayed in a woman more than ten seconds.
by rearadmiral February 8, 2005
mugGet the vagina troutmug.

Trout sniffer

Someone who smells the inside a female's underwear
My boyfriend is such a trout sniffer he always smells my panties
by Ilovechuyg December 1, 2018
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zipper trout

Specifically a penis, but more generally, the notion thereof.
Wanda and Trixie slapped on enough makeup to alter the stock price of Max Factor and went out to the clubs, trolling for zipper trout.

When Trixie finally caught up with Wanda, she was locked in a toilet stall in the Men's, apparently bobbing for toilet trout.

See also toilet trout
by Max Radcliffe June 14, 2006
mugGet the zipper troutmug.

Poaching trout

To fish trout fisheries at night to avoid paying, have a drink, a fire and fish how you like.

Also trout are also usually more active at night at fisheries so the results can be awesome !
Guy A - Poaching trout is a great laugh

Guy B - I know right !
by Allan Hunter August 1, 2011
mugGet the Poaching troutmug.

Drowned Trout

A pussy that has the look and smell of a rotten trout that has washed ashore at your local spring fed lake. Often times this pussy simply looks angry. Don't stare directly at it for too long or you will swear your looking at the Predator.
You seen Paulas?

Ya that thing looks like a drowned trout.
by Sniper69 August 12, 2012
mugGet the Drowned Troutmug.

trout cooch

A cooch or vagina that smells of trout or fish.
by Stupidbitch456 December 14, 2016
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Trout Head

When you can’t shit out the brown trout and just the tip of the turd comes peeking out the asshole. Usually gets cinched off with a pinch or may recess back into the bowel.
I tried to shit but just ended up pinching off a trout head.

I had a trout head going for about ten minutes. It finally pulled back inside. So much for shitting today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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