Fire Trout

When you squirt sriracha sauce in your girl's pussy and then eat it.

Jack: Hey babe, can I have a fire trout with you?
Brittney: You know a lot of really weird sex moves, and I love it. Let's do it.

by Cunt_bucket August 1, 2018

mr trout

a bald geezer who enjoys setting fucking assessment tasks that no one is bothered to finish. he's a pretty good artist tbh tho

'mr trout always has his nipples pointing out of his 3-sizes-too-small shirts'

by mr trouts pointy tits October 18, 2020

Stock the Brown Trout

v. the act of defecating.

When Wendel got back from Ryan's Steakhouse, he deftly began to stock the brown trout.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 29, 2008

Troutsman

A man who promotes and lives a life of leisure with friends and family. A leisure enthusiast who's dedicated to bettering the community around him and assisting fellow troutsman with all leisurely endevours.

That fellow troutsman sure does like his mini cheeseburgers.

A Troutsman endulges in such leisurely activites as; Frisbee Golf, Bocce, Picnics, Poker, Bird Watching, Kube, Whiffle Golf, Darts, Snow and H2O Activites, other variations of the Golfing world (or lifestyle if you will) and of course Theme Parties, Fund Raisers and Food Drives to better the surrounding communities!

A Troutsmen basks in any and all of natures luxuries around him!

by Chairman of the Farm June 5, 2009

Troutbusters

An organization formed to defend humans from fast-evolving, vicious trout. Formed by Theodore Roosevelt in 1908. Join up by enlisting on Facebook.

"Holy crap! A fish just attacked me while i was walking along the river!"

"Unbelievable! We'll get that SOB! Call up the Troutbusters!

by RagnarIV April 20, 2010

Trouting

When attempting to make love to an extremely obese woman,

To assist in locating the vaginal canal have the lady urinate and follow this upstream.

I cannot find witch fold is your vagina could you please take a piss and i will try trouting upstream for it.

by Gonzo Journalism October 27, 2017

Crusty Trout

A vagina so nasty it's as if you have to pick the scabs off before penetration is possible.

That girl's so nasty I bet she has a Crusty Trout.

by BrewTat October 7, 2008