Toss Monkey

A Toss Monkey is someone who takes great pleasure in wanking off monkeys.

John didn't show up for my driving lesson today, what a toss monkey!

by Garythegreatandpowerful September 9, 2019

bag toss

Jiggling you balls while masturbating or getting a blowjob

Tanya sure knows how to bag toss

by Teresa909090 April 23, 2011

loaf toss

The act of tossing something, preferably a loaf of something i.e. meatloaf, pumpkin loaf, a loaf of bread, but anything works, behind you, above your head while facing the other way.

Chan is such a good loaf tosser, she nailed that middle schooler right in the face with a stuffed unicorn without even looking!

by chanikens January 20, 2010

toss up

a female who trades sex for drugs

She gave me head}, I gave her a 1/4 gram of crystal.

by 1969 GTO December 10, 2004

Boston Toss

To be physically removed from a drinking establishment; usually performed by a set of large, hirsute bouncers.

During the aforementioned Boston Toss, one would find themselves vacating the premises HEAD FIRST. <ouch!>

"Did you see that Gordon was Boston Tossed out of WET in San Jose"...dood's got hella cuts and bumps on his head!" Poor sod.

by Wooden Shoe Like Two No. August 25, 2009

tossing the salad

It's a prison thing. Lower inmates are forced to lick the assholes of the leading inmates, but they put salad dressing on it to hide the taste. Hence, tossing the salad.

Bend over and toss my salad, bitch.

by ;) April 20, 2003

tossing the dwarf

Masturbating feverously.

I can't come down now, I'm tossing the dwarf.

by Edge January 2, 2004