Tough Mudder

A shit taken after a night of hard drinking that is particularly difficult to deal with. Unlike the traditional morning-after shit (which is an even-flow of black, smooth tar), the Tough Mudder’s consistency is that of mud mixed with clumps of ribs and chicken wings that act as grappling hooks inside the anus. Putting a foot up on the tub and screaming as though in labor is a typical method of dealing with this difficult shit. Not to be confused with the Labatt Splats.

"I had a Tough Mudder this morning that nearly killed me. I was on the can for a good hour AND I got a nose-bleed while pushing..."

by Ernest Saves Hemmingway III August 31, 2012

tough titty

meaning "tough shit", a sarcastic kind of mean way of saying thats too bad, or get over it

friend: "my bf cheated on me"

you: "didnt you cheat on him last year"

friend: "yeah but..." (you cut her off)

you: "tough titty bitch"

by toxic.sweetheart February 20, 2011

Tougias

(Noun,Verb,Adjective) A mistake causing someone to yell Tougias.

O my god why dont you just go ahead and tougias yourself.
Shes being the biggest tougias.

by Ben May 7, 2005

Touge Development

Touge Development is a place where the population contains 90+ virgins and some actual cool car fans. Oh and it contains traps.

Wow man I posted porn in Touge Development and got banned.

by W5ba July 20, 2020

trough troll

A man who lies down, usually face up, in a trough-style urinal, in hopes that other men will urinate on him. They exist almost exclusively in dark, seedy gay leather bars.

I had to pee, but there was a trough troll, so I used the stall instead.

by jared_sf January 5, 2008

PSN Tough Guy

A PSN Tough Guy is someone who talks shit on Playstation network, When in reality he is just a big pussy trying to be a hardass. This is commonly seen on COD2 and oddly enough Little Big Planet. A PSN Tough Guy has two other cousins, The X-box live Tough Guy and the ever classic Telephone Tough Guy.

#VAGMonza900: Goddamit I got Shot in the face!

FagPSNToughGuy: I shot your mom in the face las night!!

#VAGMonza900: Looks like we have a PSN Tough Guy

by Josef Eby January 27, 2010

Trough monkey

a female (or male) that resides in male urinals,whos sole purpose is to suck the remaning urine out of a males dick after pissing.

that narina girl is a trough monkey

by Roach1 September 30, 2005