Toot session

A bathroom brake that ultimately results in just farting a lot. Usually the person who is having the toot session needs to poop and only farts come up.

dude 1: man, do you hear dude 2 in the bathroom having a toot session?

dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.

by Alfons Richter April 14, 2008

toot scoop

Actionable habit whereby one will flatulate (toot) into their own hand and scoop it up to their face to bathe their nostrils in self-produced methane gas (toot).

I really need to break my habit of toot scooping. Maybe it will be my New Years resolution.

by dernebel May 1, 2014

zoot and toot

Using the bathroom whilst under the effects of marijuana.

John: Aye where's my nigga Timmy?
Steven: Timmy's taking a shit rn, my nigga's zooted !
Timmy: I'm good, I'm just taking a zoot and toot

by veJ eZaF March 3, 2018

toot goop

The disgusting, smelly residue left over after a long day of farting on the anus and inner buttcheeks. Aside from the wet feeling, usually is not made apparent until the buttcheeks are spread, releasing the smell. Also can be caused by poor wiping.

"Oh man, I was pounding this broad from the bar and my toot goop was making this hideous smell. I can't believe she didn't smell it!"

by H&N Industries March 14, 2009

bust a toot

smoke a one hitter or batty

hey you wanna go bust a toot

by tuke July 11, 2006

brown toot

to release fecal matter from the anus, hopefully over a females chest or face.

I just brown tooted all over that bitch's face. Check out how big that brown toot is.

by Mr. F 091 March 10, 2008

Toot Paste

Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.

Dude, her toot paste got in my eyes when i was mouth clamping her brown spider.

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009