Cock and ball torture

The most retarded kink a man could ever had. Basically he likes getting hit in the balls.

Man: "Hey babe, grab the bat over there."
Woman: "For what?"
Man: "It's called 'cock and ball torture', I want you to hit me in the fucking balls because I'm retarded."

by yung kreme February 28, 2019

Cock and Ball Torture

An activity commonly practiced at preschools

My 5-year-old did not get his Cock and Ball Torture from Miss tawtyraniugnas

by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

Cock and ball torture

the act of torturing the cock and balls

what Person dad likes to do
Person 1: hey man guess what my dad just did with my mum
Person 2: what?
Person 1: Cock and ball torture
Person 2: OH man, get me in on that

by Drysauce123456789 February 27, 2019

Mother's day torture

Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.

How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

islamic poop torture

Islamic poop torture is when you are locked in a completely forest green room with multiple speakers playing “uh oh stinky” over and over again, you are only fed poop (from goats) and pee (from humans) and after your body has adjusted to eating poop and “uh oh stinky” constantly playing over the speakers you are transferred to a different cell painted dark brown where “uh oh stinky” plays but the speed is increased by 25% so you slowly go completely insane

My brother went through islamic poop torture when he was a kid, and was never the same again.

by zippersocks October 4, 2019

dick and ball torture

a fun kink some sugar daddies tend to have

okay jerold you finished your oatmeal time to commence the dick and ball torture

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

Cock and Ball Torture

The most euphoric experience one can ever have. The universes most divine pleasure is bestowed upon those who permit in this behaviour. One can only truly find pleasure once they receive {Cock and Ball Torture.

I was given cock and ball torture by jack Cordell and I reached a state of ecstasy so great that my scrotum burst.

by I hate cordells March 10, 2019