Max

Max is a short person that gets girls by showing off his large penis. He plays a lot of gay games on his macbook and watches too much gay ass tik tok. In class he also watches a lot of youtube and doesn't really do his work. Even though Max doesn't get good grades but he's smart in his own way. He watches porn. His humor is only funny because his voice and face. He usually is medium tanned and super asian and white at the same time.

Your so cool, like a Max
Max is so cool, he can get any girl like Maimi

by GucciSmiggleBoi November 29, 2018

max

Dimunitive of maximum.

As far as you can go, the top limit of speed, capacity, tolerance etc.

I was pushing the car to the max but I still couldn't catch him.

by BT4a November 5, 2011

Max

A sad version of a human and is a disgrace to all. Should be out down.

Max is retarded

by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

Max

verb More commonly known as maxing, is the action of jizzing your pants while you are freak dancing with an asian chick at a dance.

Dude lets go maxing!

by Ethan Litke May 19, 2008

max

max is funny, he is good at basketball, he is smart, does not get mad

max is funny, he is good at basketball, he is smart, does not get mad

by cw usgfugbfcuef January 25, 2019

Max

Short for Maximus. Max is a sweetheart at birth. He loves fortnite. His favorite song is earth because lil dicky sings it and it reminds him of his childhood. Lil dicky makes Max laugh because there is a grown up word in his name. He also likes to nibble on his gold chain. Max is funny and flocking sexy , but watch out... he will steal your heart with that big d....BOO!

Max: “Mommy Mommy Zoo! Take me to the zoo!”.
Ellen: “No max, we aren’t taking you to see the flamingos splash around.”

by elflover101 July 23, 2019

Max

A Max is a great guy, extremely funny, but sometimes, he could be someone you hate, chances are he hurt your best friend's feeling by calling her/him a bad word. But, most of the time, he's someone who'd make you laugh all the time, even from his glances he can make you giggle. Max is actually, a friend...or someone I consider a friend of my, so Im just making this from my experiences. He could also be someone you're interested in. An Max is like a teddy bear in the inside but, on the outside, he's kinda an popular kid, if you meet a Max. Please know that there are consequences, or an God's gift.

Girl 1: Hey, look its Max!...Your crruush
Girl 2: SHUSH, but, he hurt your feelings
Girl 1: I know but, Im not discouraging you
Girl 2: Mmmm, okay, but sometime-
Max: Hey did you know that elephants can fly?
Girl 2: W-What? Nohoho?
Girl 2 (thinking): Kill me right now

by Anathekiddo April 12, 2019