Skyrim horse

"Skyrim Horses" or "Skyrimus horseus" (latin) are commonly found in the Elder scrolls game "Skyrim".

Because of the horses marvelous capability of ascending mountian they have also been given the nickname "mountian climbers".

I need to get up that mountian, wait let me get my "skyrim horse" so that i can ascend it.

by Skyrim connoisseur July 21, 2019

Skyrimming

When eating ass in a penthouse or plane.
(High elevation)

Hey baby, wanna get super high and do some skyrimming?

by ImmortaIity October 9, 2025

skyrim

When your parter stands on something so their ass is face level with you and you give them a rimjob.

“The ol lady and I are gonna play some Skyrim”
“You have a PlayStation?”
“No she’s going to stand on the coffee table and I’m gonna eat her ass”

by DurtyDurn September 11, 2021

Skyrim

The reason you think it’s okay to go to bed at 3 am with work or school the next day, and why you haven’t left your room for a month.

Person 1: I’m going to go play Skyrim

Person 2: Oh, it was nice knowing you
Person 1: *dies from old age playing Skyrim*

by AxolAtlas November 18, 2021

skyrim job

the act of licking one's finger and rubbing it along the edge of the cartilage of someone's ear. cooler than a wet willie.

I gave that bitch a skyrim job!

by Back Door Sloot October 6, 2012

Skyrim

The best game to mod, without a doubt. You can either make it the most fucking intense wizard battle simulator ever, or a kinky sex game

Person 1: my Skyrim has over 500 mods!
Person 2: wow, what fps does it run at
Person 1: well I haven’t even got it to run yet without fucking crashing

by Ollie the fucking wizard August 5, 2022

Skyrim

When one gives another person a rim job on the top floor of a skyscraper

You’ll never forget when she gives you a Skyrim at the top of the Freedom Tower.

by Danger Carlos July 30, 2020