Co-writer

Ohohohohohoho! Maybe not a charlatan! Are we starting to believe the things we say? Because I was going to go on a about how meritocracy isn't real and use myself as evidence... You know? Cause of all the blatant and public exploitation? But that might no longer be necessary! I don't have a bank account so just bring a briefcase full of money.

Hym "OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! Oh!? Is the world-changing, genius philosopher your co-writer now!? Is that was makes your book so deep? Because it was co-written by the Mariana trench in human form? Hohohohohohoho! You're a lucky guy! To have the world's greatest mind on retainer like that. Maybe I was wrong about you!"

Iam "You forgot the 'convenient excuse' part..."

Hym "Huh? Oh! Ah shit! Yeah, Autism would be a super convenient excuse for my behavior. Untouchable! Beyond contempt! Above scrutiny! Better than everyone! Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam January 03, 2023

Urban Dictionary writer

The most internet addicted, departed from reality, 24 year old Tumblr users, usually fat person. They write semi-sarcastic incredibly safe definitions that include personal opinion

Person 1: wow that person is a little bitch they must be an Urban Dictionary writer
Urban Dictionary writer: *cries*

by November 29, 2021

Writer's Clicks

When a writer stands up after a long period of writing and all of their joints click.

Person 1: "Hey what was that sound?"
Person 2: "Oh sorry I have writer's clicks."

by Underscore101 June 18, 2021

Writer's Clock

A writer's circadian rhyme and rhythm clock, now as it happens then as it is.

"Sorry for texting so early. I didn't notice the tyhme* til after I sent it. Writer's Clock."

by PartisanZ September 09, 2023

Wiki Page Writer

A person who has unlimited power and knowledge despite being something like a Discord mod. Also, the best part is that they share their knowledge with you for free. Rumour is, most people don't know to become a Wiki Page Writer.

I write Wiki pages as a Wiki Page Writer

by TheDefininitionCucumber May 01, 2022

Ninja Writer

Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.

"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"

"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."

by NCrash December 09, 2011

type-writer

A kind of shirt (ususally an over-shirt) that with time will sag or move to one side, thus causing one to have to keep pulling it back to the other side like a type-writer. This happens most commonly with girls as some shirts will move to one side as it flows, but gets stuck on a boob.

Guy: Hey, you've got some type-writer action going on.
Girl: Ugh! I know, this shirt is so annoying, but cute!

by DecemberSparkler November 03, 2011