Sneaky snake

When you wake your wife or girlfriend up by slipping your hard-on into her while she is asleep.

Note: To perform this act, prior consent must be given.

Hey, I may give you the sneaky snake tomorrow morning, if that's OK.

by The Glunk December 20, 2011

Sneaky Snake

when a male is sleeping next to a female. he takes her hand and puts it inches away from his penis and wakes her up so she moves her hand and touches his penis

Tironi told me to sneak into Dan's sisters room and give her a sneaky snake.

by Meatball60 December 11, 2006

sneaky parrot

placing one's member on an unsuspecting bare shoulder

i wanted to get her attention so i pulled out the sneaky parrot -- i launched it across the room and it gently landed on her shoulder

by jellym May 2, 2011

sneaky peek

when a girl/guy falls asleep and you examen their junkst

man katy passed out last night and i took a sneaky peek

by isaacrocksmysocks January 1, 2008

Sneaky Kutza

A sneaky Kutza is defined as inviting a fellow air medical professional to a two year olds birthday party only to find out your also getting married at the same time while he is consuming food on the back steps while your taking a wedding oath out front.

Joey performed a Sneaky Kutza on Tom when he got married.

by SALEEN58L August 11, 2008

Sneaky Salmon

The action of inserting one's hand into another person's armpit and rapidly wiggling as a salmon would wiggle it's tail when swimming. Simultaneously shout 'sneaky salmon' to notify the one who is being sneaky salmoned.

Dude I just sneaky salmoned the shit out of that girl's armpit.

Sneaky salmon, sneaky salmon bahahhaha!

by Shrimp Hands May 2, 2013

Sneaky Hat

When a guy places a hat, commonly a snapback, over his genitals and then takes a photo to upload on Facebook.

Johno: Oi Rickie, wanna do a sneaky hat with me man?
Rickie: Nah man, I'm not gay bro!

by djs1124 November 18, 2011