Choking the Peanut

Extreme Masterbation

My wife walked in on me choking the peanut last night and she jumped in to help.

by Peanut Choker May 27, 2020

peanut sludge

the act of applying peanut butter to the anus (around the exterior or actual insertion) and having a pet (usually a dog) to lick it out. The goal of this is to result in pleasure for the peanut sludger. It is also considered to be a gross abuse of animal rights.

Someone call PETA! I heard that Dean is a peanut sludger!

by Truth's Razors September 13, 2010

Peanut head

A large skinny oddly shaped head resembling a peanut. Usually this person also has small ears

Mookie you have a tiny ass head, stupid peanut head ass

by Swaggy_D November 15, 2014

peanut butter

Lubricious, creamy, delicious, and, most importantly, "spreadable"

Alyssa is one fine, peanut butter ho

by nautilus_shore May 24, 2010

smuggling peanuts

the unfortunate condition of having stiff nips

person 1: wow, you must be freezing

person 2: o god, i'm smuggling peanuts aren't i?

person 1: uhuh

by sara s April 19, 2006

Peanut Gallery

Someone who has squirrel brains. Anything they say should and will be ignored.

We won't be taking any comments from the peanut gallery.

by HokeyPokey December 17, 2012

peanut butter

leather interior in your pimp ride

"if you pushin candy color with buttah on cuttas" you ballin, houston style

by H- Town Representa!! August 22, 2003