Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.
Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
by Gingersnap1234 March 3, 2010
Get the Mosquito Netmug. The opposite of Net Neutrality. Showing access preference or denial(faster connection speeds, blacklisting etc.) to any specific site for any reason by an internet service provider.
Ex1
P1: Did you hear ___cast is limiting P2P traffic?
P2: No way!
P1: That's Net Bias for you.
Ex2
P1: I'm tired of all these cable company lobbyists shooting down Net Neutrality legislation.
P2: That's Net Bias of the worst kind.
P1: Did you hear ___cast is limiting P2P traffic?
P2: No way!
P1: That's Net Bias for you.
Ex2
P1: I'm tired of all these cable company lobbyists shooting down Net Neutrality legislation.
P2: That's Net Bias of the worst kind.
by Tad Turpen June 17, 2008
Get the Net Biasmug. Guy #1 - Dude check out that chick over there pulling the
Tuna Net out of her crack.
Guy #2 - Yeah man it looks like she's trying to free a
marlin!
Guy #1 - I know man, that's hot!
Tuna Net out of her crack.
Guy #2 - Yeah man it looks like she's trying to free a
marlin!
Guy #1 - I know man, that's hot!
by Battle-Canyons August 12, 2012
Get the Tuna netmug. vegan net is when your in your parents basement but your parents are vegan there for the wifi or vegan net is SO FUCK ASS YOU COULD FUCK A TREE
by A vegan net user March 28, 2022
Get the Vegan netmug. A girl who has nice looking pictures of herself on the internet, but it extremely ugly in real life.
Roald: I first met Alice on myspace and she looked pretty hot. But when I met her in person she was a real gross!! What gives.
Roald's friend Artem: You've been fooled by a net yeti.
Roald: Let's shoot her.
Roald's friend Artem: You've been fooled by a net yeti.
Roald: Let's shoot her.
by JohnFitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006
Get the net yetimug. acronyms used for quick typing on the net. usually used during instant messaging sessions or games of red alert 2
see also ffs omg wtf fouc mfc
see also ffs omg wtf fouc mfc
ffs where have u been?
by craig February 16, 2004
Get the net slangmug. A temporary disruption of the body's biological clock experienced by persons who stay awake all night chatting on the Internet to someone resident in another time zone (typically a person they have never met and never will). The effects of net lag, which may include fatigue and irritability, generally disappear soon after one's partner discovers the conversation history in the messaging application.
"Damn Taylor, you look like shit today"
"I know, that Swedish chick is giving me a severe case of net lag."
"I know, that Swedish chick is giving me a severe case of net lag."
by trickeychick &moblet April 15, 2008
Get the net lagmug.