flab jockey

a flab jockey is someone, male or female, who likes to sleep with or ride fat people

Look at that flab jockey riding that fatty!

by paul grimsley September 14, 2008

gin-jockey

Archaic term used to describe a white australian male with a preclusion or habit of consensual heterosexual sex with aboriginal women or gins.

Rob's fishing trips are always interupted by his "breaks" at the mission,the fucking gin-jockey slut.

by blasterass February 18, 2005

Dick Jockey

A Dick Jockey, is one who would love more than anything to jump on a big cock and ride it, at any time.

Man! Tell that stupid fucking dick jockey to shut his mouth.

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

Couch Jockey

A term describing someone who often sits on their ass and does nothing but watch the boob tube in their spare time. Someone who feels the need to man the couch at all times. Also, may be a person who loves video games entirely too much.

My brother is a couch jockey for a living.

by sallypothead December 17, 2003

box jockey

Slang for someone versed in the art of cracking safes.

"They said he could get into anything. They said he's even been in Margaret Thatcher's pussy."

by alfred fellig January 28, 2005

sand jockey

indigenous people of the middle east that ride camels as a means of transportation.

wow, did you see that rocket take out that group of sand jockeys captain

by slapmeat July 30, 2003

sausage jockey

A gentleman of homosexual persuasion, particularly one who favours the "passive" role during homosexual anal intercourse.

Terry: Did you hear about that hairdresser guy Greg having a threesome with the Hilton sisters?

Barry: No way! I always thought he was a sausage jockey.

by Dr. Sven June 28, 2006