insta-ditch

the action of/pertaining to being instantaneously ditched by a friend/comrade/acquaintance for another activity or person

I was going to hang out with Jenna but she insta-ditched me for Jake.

by jak attack January 14, 2008

phone ditch

When you tell someone that you will call them back and then don't.

Hey! You phone ditched me! Why didn't you call me back?/

by NickNineteenNinety February 23, 2010

uber ditch

When u call an Uber for someone & the Female gets you to pay for it and stays she’s on the way and changes the destination u been Uber Ditched

Uber Ditch u call a cab their on their way and they change destination & close their phone

by Ditchdabitch June 15, 2019

ditch piglets

When you are driving around (usually in the southern United States) and you see a bunch of filthy, degenerate, inbread, hillbilly kids all playing around in a festering pool of shit water.

Cody: God damn look at that pile of ditch piglets over there in that sewage drain!

Alex: Pull over, lets get the shovel out of the back of this truck so we can go cut their heads off. Weee’s havin’ piggy pie for dinner tonight!!!

by PazuzuXXX May 23, 2018

Ditch diving

a redneck activity involving fishing, swimming, or digging for trash in canals and ditches on the side of the road

Check out this awesome lightly stained mattress I found ditch diving behind Walmart

by Sandy Sea July 8, 2014

Ditch sheash

Being a serious ditch hoh ya sheash

He acted like a serious ditch sheash

by Mano mano mano December 12, 2021

Ditch Leopard

A stray cat, especially in rural areas that hunts small birds and animals from ditches

While driving through the countryside we noticed two ditch leopards lying in the grass waiting for their prey

by James Phineas January 20, 2009