Mr. Chang

Mr. Chang is a 31 year old pedo science teacher. The most awkward and retarded person I've ever met.

Mr. Chang sucks ass!

by Big Asian Hobo January 25, 2020

chang kuan

Gay dog with a small penis

"Fuck its a chang kuan

by NiggerGid December 26, 2017

Chang N' It

To drink Hennessey and smoke weed.

We were Chang N' It all day in Vegas.

by Malum In Se January 5, 2010

Gordon Chang

The half-American half-Chinese guy who shows up a lot on Fox channel to "predict" the "coming collapse of China" literally every year for more than 20 years.

A: Hey, China is going to collapse soon!
B: But statistics say otherwise. Who told you that?
A: It's this China expert called Gordon Chang from Fox News.
B: Dude, he suffered from his Chinese ethnicity during his childhood in New Jersey. His mind is fucked up to the point that he likes badmouthing China to prove his American identity nowadays.
Chinese: Don't you dare to insult him! He is our beloved comrade on a mission to brainwash the Americans into thinking that China is going to collapse.

by paul_j. November 26, 2019

gankin change

The art of acquiring another person's or businesses property without trading currency or object for its value

I was gankin change earlier today that's how I got all this free shit.

by Batcat69 September 9, 2019

Chang Scale

The Chang Scale is a universal measurement of how high a person is.

The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal

Hope: Dude, I'm so high

Johnna: Wait, how high?

Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5

Johnna: Nice!

by swagattack789 November 21, 2017

Panda Change

In Chinese culture, the act of the male head of the household passing on to his children how to protect the village from a panda attack.

Mi Lim, did your father ever talk to you about the Panda Change?

by washighsatnightfosho March 22, 2011