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knob wrangler

Person who tries to give 'pleasure of the hand' to man but fails to make the experience enjoyable. The unenjoyable experience can be likened to having your cock stretched, twisted, man-handled, strangled or wrangled.
Flippin' heck my cocks sore from last night that bird I met was a fucking knob wrangler
by mashedroots November 29, 2012
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jerk wrangler

What you call a girl that attracts the worst of men. The poorest, lamest jerks in the San Diego area.
Wheres Casey?
That girl, such a jerk wrangler, shes out with another douchebag.
by MGoodlife October 16, 2013
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Bum wrangler

A bum wrangler is a particularly aggressive homosexual male who rounds up unsuspecting gay men, often in numbers up to 8 or even 10 to use them as living jewellery by inserting his index finger in to the back passage. Just to show off to his other wrangler friends. He often keeps them captive for up to two weeks.
Have you seen Billy lately? He has become a bum wrangler, and his fingers stink.
by Polish bike rider September 13, 2016
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Penis wrangler

A woman twisting Turing and biting your penis
Yeah she’s a total penis wrangler I low key love it though
by Single lover 1793 May 23, 2020
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Babe Wrangler

The one that gets all the girls; A promiscuous man
Chris is such a Babe Wrangler, all the girls love him.
by thedreamteamthreesome May 14, 2012
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donkey wrangler

A person gets mad at someone else who is not doing any work.

Example:

I'm just so mad at this donkey team member, said George.
You're a donkey wrangler expressed Joe.
Zonia, never does any work, what a donkey. "omg retweet, I just want to wrangle her for not doing work" said Arlo. Arlo is a donkey wrangler.
by banyakumbaya December 18, 2021
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Kitten Wrangler

Term for someone who is unable to keep things in order, despite their hardest efforts. Generally applied to someone who leads or manages people. This phrase references how kittens tend to want to go/do whatever they want and are unable to be kept under control when in a group.
"Every time I fix one problem, you guys go make another one! I feel like a freaking Kitten Wrangler here!"
by DocSparks216 January 4, 2020
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