Thano

(n.) A term for any male with an abnormal fascination with extreme sexual actions, such as fisting or anilingus. Not to be confused with a pervert.

Timmy: He wanted to anal fist her and everything!

Tommy: Dude, he's such a Thano.

by ManlyGuyDoingManlyThings December 27, 2010

Thanos

Considered a trifecta when a person shits, pisses, and vomits on themselves all within a 12 hour period.

The boy was in cancun and he pulled a thanos. He couldn't make it to the restroom so he shit himself. Later in the day he laughed so hard at a joke he urinated all over his pants, then an hour later vomited all over his shirt from all of the junk he ate during the day.

by Cancun December 10, 2009

Thanos

To eliminate around half or most of something usually in one sweep

Most of the club members weren't contributing enough to the club so the leader had enough and pretty much did a Thanos

by Bakugōu_KB October 3, 2018

Thanos

Big ass fucking grape flying around at the speed of sound raping people for stones to put on is fucking glove.

Thanos stuck his pee pee in my poo poo

by Not_Illusion April 25, 2019

Thanos

A big purple grape with a Gucci glove. He was defeated by ant man crawling up his ass and becoming regular size again.

Thanos: *snaps*
Spiderman: I don’t feel so good.

by dankmemebot April 3, 2019

Thanos

a big raison floating around in space with his oven mitt looking for sparkly raisins

thanos:have you seen sparkly rocks
gamora:no
thanos: *throws gamora off cliff and gets rock*
nice

by Zekezoid123 March 17, 2019

Thanos

A large Purple Man who appears in Marvel comic's and movies wielding an infinity gauntlet.

Thanos is coming! It's over!

by ImperialistChina May 4, 2019