Barnyard Tennis

The actual phrase that means two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg

"I saw some dipshit playing Barnyard Tennis and calling it Farmyard Tennis. You could tell he's a city slicker, not only by what he called it, but also because he ate the shit covered shell with it when he lost, and didn't even hard-boil it first. Oh, and the nasty bastard was playing it with another dude."

by 616Satan January 15, 2022

Tennis Bum

Struggling professional tennis player who makes <$5,000/year and subsidizes his tennis travels by his mother. Plays for the love of the game, pursuit of his dreams, but mostly because he has zero desire to grow up.

Hey, I'm a tennis bum in town for a couple of days for this tournament can I stay at your place?

by purplecola April 5, 2013

tennis girl

a girl two bros are intimate with but pass back and forth on nightly occasions

josh: aye bro do you have tennis girl tonight or do i?
Keagan: Nah man she was over last night

by joshua2dank January 13, 2015

Tennis Shoes

Shoes meant to be worn on a tennis court or used while playing tennis.

Spence is wearing new tennis shoes for the big match

by Tennis Shoes March 4, 2015

Tennis Penis

When you've taken viagra and it's been over four hours so you don't know what else to do with it.

Joel tends to suffer from Tennis Penis.

by BreastNectar65 January 22, 2012

tennis elbow

a lonely ass who has nothing better to do all day than wank off too hard

damn, that guys a tennis elbow

by urbandictionariast1 June 23, 2010

tennis can

A sexual manoeuvre in which the man inserts his testicles into a woman's anus, then removes them, producing the characteristic "pop" sound one gets when opening a can of tennis balls.

Jordan's really lucky. Sarah let him tennis can her.

by A.C. Conshor January 4, 2008