hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow

is when someone consumes ten 40 oz bottles of malt liquor, 10 lbs of their favorite laxative, 4 large bricks of cheese, and a variety of different food coloring. This is a stunt that can be done jumping from a trampoline, break dancing, or in vert skateboarding, though it's recommended that a trampoline is used. The tricky part is next as the subject, smashed out of their tree, and completely naked, vaults themself high into mid-air, does a quad flip, double twist, and lands in the hand plant position. Then with a series of violent rotations begins to shit with great force, and a beautiful array of color. Stand back at least 50 feet or so, wear eye protection, and plug your nose when witnessing such an event.

Although that was absolutely disgusting, that hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow was rather impressive. I think that dude needs a nap though now.

by GasHuffer12 August 17, 2008

Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves

P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"

by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024

Sprinkler beat

A beat that sounds like a sprinkler or a sprinkler system.

B-Rad- Hey yo, gimme that sprinkler beat, I'm always spittin fire, I wanna spit some water today.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Girl Sprinkler

A women pissing wildly

damn I want the girl sprinkler to go all in my mouth

by MuffinStuffinMan July 10, 2023

Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.

David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.

by Soviet Spycrab March 06, 2021

cow sprinkler

A person that sprinkles a object all over cows such as jizz orange juice etc

That girl alyssa is such a cow sprinkler

by Big dick tyler November 28, 2017

The Sprinkler

When one rubs thier partners clit vigorously in a wax-on wax-off motion while they squirt - causing the projectile squirting to travel in a ffft-ffft-fffttt type of path.

My boyfriend gave me The Sprinkler last night and we had to change the sheets and repaint the walls

by ReinholdSprinkles May 31, 2018