shard

(Homograph) The opposite, and a more family-friendly version of the s-word.

Person 1: Let's go to Washington D.C., shall we?
Person 2: Oh come on, I need to take a shard.

by ManuelToTheGroundLevel October 24, 2022

shoot shards

Administering crystal methamphetamine into the system intravenously.

I don't smoke dope. Bitch, I shoot shards.

by Smokedopeeveryday September 1, 2020

Sharding

Is a technique to distribute large amounts of identically structured data across a number of independent databases....
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure-sql/database/elastic-scale-introduction

The DBA that named this data distribution technique, sharding must have had either stomach issues or a drug problem!

by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 June 9, 2020

Shard card

To purchase items of greater value with cheap amounts of meth. It came be said to be better than cash when bardering or serving tweekers and junkies that have items and are desprete for shards.

I got a brand new pair of Jordans with my shard card and it only cost me 29 dollars

by LOUI-V October 21, 2018

Skipping Shards

The act of selling or Trading Methamphetamine on a street level

If I do so snout. Lb of shard Skipping I'll get that new bike homie

I'm just out here skipping shards puddle pounding on these puddle sluts. Living my best life Karen

by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025

Sharde Wilson

Sharde is a kinky girl, she is from darwin and has had sexual intercourse with many guys (who are much older). Don't mess with Sharde otherwise, she will uppercut you haha. Poor zef. GO BORRIS

dude 1: wow Sharde Wilson is so hot id tap that

dude 2: nah mate she is with zef
dude 3: bruh i already tapped that
dude 4: poor zef

by daddychickennugget96 October 29, 2019

Shard

A hot girl

“Yo that girl is badddd”
“Lemme see the shard, damn she’s hot as fuck”

by whatsnextokok July 25, 2022