shard

shid fard same time very insane

me: i sharded

Friend: holy shid

by WAAAAT! January 17, 2022

Shard

A Shard is a fart and a poop combined making explosive poop.

I sharded in my pants.

by Wippedsaltycreamonmyparentsbed December 05, 2022

Shard Skank

Sells a maybe for dope, instead of actually fucking or doing anything at all physically, they just flirt around giving the idea of the possibility.

Omg! She is such a shard skank!

by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 19, 2018

Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)

Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.

by Milkey Fluids June 01, 2011

shard sket ball

It's where you put an ice cub or a frozen spoon on a booty hole and soon as that bitch opens up you throw a shard of dope down the hatch.

The shard sket ball went into overtime

by GummyBearJuice March 23, 2024

Shard Salada

Eating someone's ass out who has just sharded (fart that went wrong)

She gave me a shard salada and I liked it

by Rod77777 April 25, 2022