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No Call No Show

The funniest and least responsible way to quit ones job.

To not come into work one day and never give a reason and never show up or call ever again.
John hated his job at taco bell so when friday came along he pulled a no call/no show on them.
by DB January 14, 2005
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Bau Show

Pronounced (Baow Shaow).

A term used for an excessively long shower, usually lasting anywhere from 40 minutes - several days.
Mike: Hey you wanna grab dinner in an hour?
Joe: I can't I'm about to go Bau Show
by Ryland Bauer May 12, 2008
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Show No Respect

to not take the slightest amount of shit from anyone.

to take everything everyone says to you in a bad way. then let them know exactly what you think about their mama. their fat, dumb, ugly, slutty mama.

to kick back and throw your feet up on the table. anywhere. especially in court or at booking. (maybe not grandma's table... like Gma O always says, "fuck em if they can't take a joke. then throw a brick through their window.")

showin attitude
Did you see him throw a beer at that cop car??" "That's Dan-o... Show no respect." "Man, he can't turn it off!
by thisis somebull October 21, 2010
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Showing dominance

When you grab other boys asses or do other faggot activity’s
Grabs boys ass “fwaaaaa”

That’s gay
“Nah I’m showing dominance
by Childish orange April 23, 2019
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Grow Show

An area indoor/outdoor and/or public/private that has the promise to habitat marijuana plants.
Jon went to see if a grow show was in session at his community park. He couldn't find one but was sure that someday there could be a show.
by Anitas Bonghit September 18, 2009
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show farting

The act of presenting ones flatulence in a creative or theatrical manner. This behaviour is most often demonstrated by one who has an inability to belch thus creating an excess of gastrointestinal gas. This excess gas provides more opportunity for one to pass gas with new and innovative styles. Show Farter's often seek the attention and approval of bystanders.
I give Ryan a 6.5 out of 10 for that "Show Fart".

Ryan's "show farting" often involves jumping or replacing song lyrics with loud and intense flatulence
by ryanmac17 November 23, 2013
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Dirt Show

Someone or something that is extremely dirty (dirty being awesome).
"Man, he used to kind of suck at guitar but now he's fuckin' dirt show."
by Horvath April 2, 2008
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