Ninjas

Asians that have been trained high in the Chinese mountains

mom there’s ninjas on the roof again

by Hansdumb May 18, 2018

Ninja

A Japanese word commonly mispronounced by Americans. See karaoke see karate

Ninja is pronounced Neen-Jah.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba March 23, 2007

ninja

In old japenese times, a mysterious, cloaked man, (or woman) who killed in the shadows, using stealth as their key weapon. In today's society, the choice "Which is better: Pirate Or Ninja?" is known almost everywhere.

"That ninja just totally OWNED that pirate!"

by V3nom June 13, 2007

NINJAS

Abbreviation for NO Income No Job Assholes. Was originally a mortgage term for no income verification loans.

Also now major voting block of Obama supporters who expect something for nothing.

Those people bought into this neighborhood with a NINJA loan and now three months later they are foreclosed on and have trashed the house.

Acorn got the Ninjas out in force to vote for him by his campaign promises.

by Norby August 16, 2009

ninja

V.
to silently escape in the traditional style of Japanese ninjas. ka-poof!

I'm gonna ninja out of work.
I'm ninja-ing.
I need to ninja out of this date.

by whos___your__daddy April 7, 2011

Ninja

A gamer in a Online Shooter that knifes u out of nowhere and moves on to his "next prey".

Your Online Friend: Hey man, there is a sniper in the second building to the right of u.
You: Thanks for the heads up!
(You move to kill in the sniper secretly, but a Ninja knifes u)
You: Damn ninja knifed me!
Ninja:......

by CTank December 21, 2008

Ninja

Someone is a ninja if their dick is licenced as a lethal weapon.

Bob: "Dude! That guy just killed 9 people with his dick!"

Jim: "Yup, hes a ninja."

by The samm May 8, 2007