The act of thrusting a dildo or buttplug in and out of one's anal cavity for sexual gratification; masturbating anally
Even though Jerrod is a str8 guy, that don't stop him from packing the missile from time to time, whatever floats his boat or plugs his hole.
I had no idea Lola was a poo pipe princess until I walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.
I had no idea Lola was a poo pipe princess until I walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.
by pandono September 12, 2011
Get the packing the missilemug. 
Cooze is slang for wet horny pussy; vagina.
A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.
A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.
Barney: Have you met Tim? He's a total cooze missile.
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?
by CrystalBlonde69 October 3, 2012
Get the cooze missilemug. A very well known TWP delicacy. A favorite or former graduates and TWP Elites Jer-Bear and AVS. Described as a cock shaped sandwich, it’s gushing with flavor ready to cover your face.
“Hey Jer-bear, how bout a nice salty meat Missile for lunch?”
“Yo AVS, I been dying to fill my mouth with a meat Missile, nah what I’m sayin!!”
“Yo AVS, I been dying to fill my mouth with a meat Missile, nah what I’m sayin!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon December 14, 2022
Get the Meat Missilemug. by Lxndrjmsfdr April 21, 2019
Get the bread missilemug. by @p_didodo July 21, 2022
Get the pork missilesmug. by Confuzem February 24, 2018
Get the moister missilemug.