Immortal

basically living forever

"wow why does he look so young, isnt he like 40?"
"he was born immortal"

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Immortal

Someone or something that is immortal will live or last for ever and never die or be destroyed. The pharaohs were considered gods and therefore immortal. Synonyms: undying, eternal, perpetual, indestructible

According to scriptures and all currently known data, Adam Murch is immortal.

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If You Bought Or Buy A Dictionary Then You Are Immortal

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Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.

The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.

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immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.

Holy shit its the immortal monkey!

by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021

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