Dentist

that bitch that tells you to open your mouth and the proceeds to talk to u

Dentist: okay open your mouth
kid:*opens mouth*
Dentist:WIDER KID
kid:*opens mouth wider*
Dentist: ...
kid: ...
Dentist: SO hows your day going?
kid: o reli bah ih dihint waht toh goh tooh tha detish

by anonymous May 27, 2022

dentist' eve

The day before going to the dentist'.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna go get a slushy tonight?
Guy 2 : Nah, can't man it's dentist' eve.
gUY 1: Oh, Good luck.

by reliomg August 26, 2012

Dentist

A person in a mask and blue pajamas who stabs your gums with sharp metal objects and then gets mad at you when they start to bleed.

The dentist said that your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough.

by null is already in use September 21, 2023

dentist gravy

The best name you can give your child.

Sound: 10/10
Syllables: 10/10
Spelling: Adaptable
Nicknames: Den, Denny, Tessa, Gray, Vi.

Dentist Gravy. Need I say more?

"Hey, what's your name?"
"Hi, I'm Dentist Gravy!"

by sageywagey January 16, 2022

Minge Dentist

A specialist 'ginacologist who mainly treats disorders of the vagina dentata.

Saffy, sweetie, can I give you the number of my minge dentist?

by Scapegrace January 25, 2019

dentisted

a word i just coined
meaning when you go to the dentist and they are dentisting you

i have to get dentisted on monturday

by im not okay but i am ogay May 25, 2022