condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born

Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude

by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017

rose crusher

a “gentleman of an alternate lifestyle” (“rose” referring to one’s “rosebud” aka; anus)…

Although Reginald denied his orientation originally, he eventually had to give in to the fact he is a rose crusher…

by durango722 July 17, 2021

Coconut Crushers

A Pacific Islander with big feet, large shoe size over 13. Genetically inclined to be very athletic in sports and stomping.

Damn, you got some big ass feet! Don't step on me with yo big ass coconut crushers.

by 718livingin808 September 30, 2021

Beetle crushers

A nickname for infantry men during the Korean War.

We lost a dozen good beetle crushers in a daring attempt to take "Old Baldy" yesterday.

by Kakeman January 16, 2018

taco crusher

Aggressively giving a woman oral sex

I knew I liked Mike, but I think I'm in love after I found out he's a taco crusher.

by BigByll August 19, 2018

Wesley Crusher

Wesley Crusher is a main character in the sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first three seasons. He's a very bright boy who tends to annoy his adult crewmates, and subsequently many of the TNG fans, even though he is just a kid and he's literally just trying to help out. Some may headcanon him as autistic, which I don't entirely agree with but I can see where they're coming from. Wesley is probably a very nice person to be friends with.

Person 1: I think the end of Wesley Crusher's character arc was a bit rushed.

Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .

by space, the final frontier July 14, 2022

skull crushers

A pair of thighs so thicc that they'd be strong enough to crush a skull

"Damn she got skull crushers"

by thigh enthusiast November 18, 2023