Textcronym

An acronym that is used in text messages.

Roflmfao is a ridiculous textcronym

by AmrcnBadas September 20, 2010

Textercising

Verb: To exercise your texting

You: Hey, Whaddup?
Me: Ntm, Chilling out listening to tunes, textercising. You?

by < Miss.La > September 23, 2010

textophrenia

when you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket even though it didn't

did my phone just vibrate?

no dude, u got textophrenia

by emozlikepiez December 13, 2010

textracted

(adj.): When a person either (1) takes a ridiculously long time to respond to a text message due to other distractions or (2) ignores his or her surroundings because he/she is too focused on texting. These seemingly conflicting meanings can never occur simultaneously.

Ex 1)
You: Hey!
Sheila: Hey, dude.
You: I love you!
...
You: Hello?
...
(5 hours later) Sheila: Oops! Sorry! I love you, too...I was just textracted.

Ex 2)
You: (watching TV) Awesome! Steve, you have to see this.
...
(Steve, sitting right next to you, doesn't respond; he's too busy texting)
...
You: Steve?
You: Steve!
You: STEEEEEEVVVVEEE!!!
Steve: Oh, what? Sorry, I was just textracted.

by ll Jet ll March 12, 2011

texterection

When a person hears that they got a text message but can't look at it for a while and all they can think about is looking at it.

I'm in this freaking meeting and i can't look at the text i just got. I got the worse texterection.

by atomandeve March 15, 2011

texterbaiting

when someone hides in remote areas while doing the act of texting

I caught Julio texterbaiting in the supply room.

by carsntunes July 6, 2011

testortum

That sensation men get where it feels like their testicles are trying to crawl back up inside them. Often experienced when watching someone get hit in the nuts or when you misstep on stairs.

A: "Watching that video gave me the worst testortum"
B: "I almost tripped; that was my first testortum in a while"

by krynge February 4, 2016