Tenis

A very tiny penis no larger than a pinky nail, not to be mistaken for a small chode.

Instead of sucking my dick i told her to lick her finger and blow on my erect Tenis.

by Clinte Wood April 4, 2009

Table tennis

Trying to play tennis on a court that is about as big as a dinner table.

Who wants to play table tennis with me?

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

Back door Tennis

When two men have gay butt sex, so one of them is nice and loose. Then they put there butts together and swap crap in between their butts.

Lets go play some back door tennis tonight.

by ooma90 December 12, 2007

Titty Tennis

An act in which the male places his testicles on a girl's breast and then proceeds to bounce them off her chin. This is known as the serve. The balls then go to the other titty and a rally is started. The tennis match continues this way until either partner grows tired and then milkshakes are consumed.

"Hey Tabitha, are you up for a game of titty tennis? I promise I won't serve it too hard"

"My chin is still sore from the other day. Are those regulation size balls?"

by Big Dick Warrior May 27, 2009

tennis arm

when your forearms and hands are incredibly tanned and your upper arms are totally pasty

usually from playing tennis

chris had a real bad case of tennis arm

by chairman mao tse-tung March 6, 2008

Tennis Kissing

The act of Tennis Kissing is where one repeatedly kisses two people back and forth like in a game of Tennis. This generally promotes a threesome which happens soon afterwards.

Male1: That tall blonde tennis kissed Geordie and Jacob last night
Male2: Wow, did they have a threesome later?
Male1: Nah, they proceeded to spit on unsuspecting people while on the dance floor and lost track of the girl while doing so.

Tennis kissing saves lives

by DriverD May 19, 2014

Tendie-pendants

Individuals, usually older able-bodied teenagers or young adults, who live at home with their parents or family in a household without contributing financially or socio-economically in any form. Synonymous with terms such as "neckbeard" or "manchildren," tendie-pedendants rely solely on their family members for room-and-board, food, and decisions for their well-being. Most often they live at their Mother’s home and constantly demand their favorite food, “tendies,” (chicken tenders) in exchange for “good boy points" used in turn as disposable income.

Our Counterstrike: Global Offensive Team might be short two players tonight, Michael and Nicholas are Tendie-pendants who do not have enough good boy points to play tonight.

by bigmillystyle December 7, 2016