Extra money you have to spend to fix, replace, upgrade etc. because of a pet's destructive teeth
Teeth tax is commonly needed when owners have a dog that rips up its toys and you have to get the kind of toys that aren't easily destroyed, the extra money needed for these "high quality" toys, is Teeth tax
Another reason you'd need to pay teeth tax is when a pet chews up a personal belonging and it needs to be replaced
Teeth tax is commonly needed when owners have a dog that rips up its toys and you have to get the kind of toys that aren't easily destroyed, the extra money needed for these "high quality" toys, is Teeth tax
Another reason you'd need to pay teeth tax is when a pet chews up a personal belonging and it needs to be replaced
"Dang it! My ferret chewed up his hammock last night, and I'm not in the mood to pay teeth tax to get a new one!"
by Chicago Mj June 29, 2015
Get the Teeth taxmug. by not found [Error 404] June 11, 2007
Get the wisdom teethmug. those dark little squares that always find their way onto your teeth after eating. no matter what is eaten, teeth niggers just appear. they wedge themselves between teeth or between the tooth and gum. very embarrassing when you are not aware
by WeinerRedeemer November 15, 2009
Get the teeth niggersmug. by Will 11112 December 8, 2016
Get the Eu teethmug. by eilís August 11, 2007
Get the Vampire Teethmug. by popcornshrimp March 11, 2010
Get the spinach teethmug. The set of teeth human children bare before they fall out and permanent teeth grow in their place. Used as a metaphor for immaturity, naïveté.
by Tyrone112 August 5, 2008
Get the milk teethmug.