Teesh

1 : to make an untrue statement with intent to deceive
2 : to create a false or misleading impression
3 : an untruth / a lie
4 : something that misleads or deceives

"That is a teesh, Barry"
"He was teeshing when he told me that"
"Teesher"
"Stop teeshing"

by Shane Mc Carthy January 5, 2009

Busted Tees

A line of t-shirts intended to be funny by using bad puns/jokes.

Advertised on this website. Though the girls tend to be quite hot in the ads, that blonde girl with the blue eyes is ugly and her teeth are yellow.

Softcore porn is sometimes seen in these ads.

Girlfriend: Hey, um, where did you get your t-shirt?

Boyfriend: OOH! I got it at that Busted Tees website I found through an ad on Urban Dictionary.

Girlfriend: Sorry, I don't think this relationship is working out. Good bye *leaves*

Boyfriend: WAS IT MY SHIRT?!?!?!

by Classof2010LOL February 9, 2007

busted tees

Unfunny tshirts for the most parts, but I must say I followed the link anyway.
I'll save yall some time, go directly to the girl with the t that reads Dikfore, she's the only one worth looking at.

The girl in the Dikfore t for busted tees has no bra

by m16 July 12, 2007

Snorg Tees

the person who is reading this definition is a total idiot because the ads of the company are all over the site.

Dude #1: wats a snorg tees?
Dude #2: go to urbandictionary.com
Dude #1: ok?

by lt.noah February 4, 2010

teespinch

A quick, stinging pinch to the tees. (Tees means butt, see "tees" in Urban Dictionary)

Dad: Did you do your homework?
Dude: Ummm..no..um
Dad: Why not? Go do it NOW! *gives a teespinch*

by JustARegularGuyCalledAnon April 24, 2008

Tewbs

A noun, or verb (depending on usage), referring to the "youtube" like video-gaming website.

Bob: "have you seen the new trailer for (insert game) on the (insert gaming platform)?"
Tim: "Yeah, I saw it on tewbs. It's da boom!"

by fauxfais August 14, 2014

teebottel

a person who has their head stuck up their ass.

clyde: that dude has his head stuck up his ass !

alvine: yea, he is a real teebottel .

by morbidchicken13 June 27, 2016